Who has time for fancy nail polish?

I'm going to go back to this. Right? We'll see.

Anyway, this came up on Pinterest today:

Pic from NY Magazine

And I'm grossed out. I love MAC and all the random stuff they do, but this looks like she didn't take off all her black nail polish and then poorly painted beige on top. I like the idea of beige with black tips- I think that could be cool if done properly. Which means I won't be wearing this look any time soon. If you are not like me and you have too much time on your hands (heh heh- see what I did there?) then go ahead and get down with this. Instructions are here.

In general, Pinterest nails are stupid.

No. http://styleinfashionz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fruit_nail_art.jpg

Nail treatment (clipped to polyvore.com)
Again, NO.

Seriously, who has time for this? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. These aren't even the worst offenders, but I couldn't find the nail that had Santa in a chimney painted across all 5 nails. 

And yes, I know that most of these women have someone doing their nails for them, but who has time to sit there like that? 

This is doable. You know why? It's a top coat. The end. The Hipster Mom